Front: How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Back: You’re still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you’d have to do is send a light bulb change message.

Front: I manage programmers freakin’ primadonnas!!

Front: Will Write Code For Food.
Back: It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety. — Isaac Asimov

Front: As programmers create bigger & better idiot proof programs, so the universe creates bigger & better idiots!

Front: DON’T PANIC! I’m a programmer

Front: Programmers never die: They just GOSUB without RETURN.

Front & Back: PHP pretty hot programmer

Front: Chicks dig pale skinny guys that write code.

Front: Geeks do it with more RAM

Front: No, I will not fix your computer.

Front: Programming is an art form that fights back.

Front: ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Front: Please don’t tell mama I’m a programmer — she still thinks I’m playing piano
in a cathouse…

Front: pro’ gram mer (n.) An organism that converts caffeine into code.

Front: There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

Front: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Back: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Front: If whitespace was truly white… it would show up on a black background.

Front: Tech #710 If you don’t like my attitude call: 1-800-555-RTFM